bj's...the food kind

BJ's Brewery
101 N Brand Blvd
Glendale, CA 91203
www.bjsbrewhouse.com

price: $$
verdict: it's aight

kindly take your brewhouse nachos and slap it on my thighs. and that creamy santa fe salad that i always order...on my ass please. oh, oh, let's not forget the stuffed potatoes...go ahead and strap those on my arms. make sure it's one on each arm ok. omg, i almost forgot, that darn pizookie...just drop it on my stomach. right there, right in the middle. that's where all this unhealthy food will end up going anyways.