nine  inch nails might want to "f**k you like an animal," but all i want  to do is eat the entire beast one offalicious part at a time. methinks  it's less messy that way and definitely way tastier. what better way to  do so than at animal.
to eat the beast, one should have a glass of something something to moisten the lips. i chose to wet mine with a 
glass of silvaner  2009 ($12) which was delicately sweet to my tastebuds and soothed it  just right for the intense savory violation of my tongue that was to  follow.
our  ordering frenzy quickly commenced as all parts of the beast(s) were  considered for ultimate mastication. we started with the 
pig ear ($12)  seasoned with chili and lime and topped with a fried egg. the slivers  of deep fried porky ears peeked from underneath a blanket of soft, fried egg. once  popped, the egg yolk coated the bold limey flavors that made my tongue  spasm in a most delicious way. omg.
the 
sweetbreads  ($14) with pickled crosnes and spicy sweet & sour sauce were  slightly less successful. the heavily battered, fried thymus lost its  naturally creamy texture and the overpowering sweetness of the sauce  absolutely masked its flavors. sweetbreads, when treated with a delicate  touch are absolutely creamy and sinful.
one taste of the 
chicken liver toast  ($3) may possibly compel you to reach into a live chicken to rip out  its raw liver for your immediate consumption. OR, you can head straight to  animal and taste their artful preparation of it.  this.was.divine.and.i.require.a.dozen.stat.
the 
bone marrow  ($10) with chimichurri sauce and caramelized onions is probably one of  the tastiest renditions of this animal vaseline to date. the heavily  buttered toast made me speed dial jenny craig to report to her my sins.
the 
foie gras loco moco  ($35) with its slippery piece of foie, thin sheet of spam, a petite  round of hamburger meat, and small fried quail egg was a definite crowd  pleaser. we continued to pluck the rice off the plate though the main  star of this one plate show was long gone.
the 
poutine  ($15) with oxtail gravy and cheddar was heavy and salty. though vastly  adored by many food enthusiasts, this dressed up french fry dish was slightly too salty for me.
the one and only green dish of the night, the 
baby kale  ($9) with pecorino, lemon and chili vinaigrette was hearty foliage for  our mouth. deliciously prepared and crunchy, i could have eaten another mound of this...and another, and another.
the 
bbq pork belly sandwiches  ($12) with slaw had a heavy hand of sweet bbq sauce. this order was  probably the weakest of the night and could have been skipped without  much protest.
the 
hamachi tostada  ($14) with herbs, fish sauce vinaigrette, and peanut was weak as well.  the delicate hamachi lost its essence as it absorbed the fish sauce.
the night ended sweetly with the 
sticky toffee pudding  ($7) with mascarpone and orange zest. sticky and sweet indeed these  jenga-like blocks were dense and moist and were enthusiastically scraped  off the plate.
but the best dessert between the two was the 
panna cotta  ($7) for sure. the texture was a cross between whipped frosting and  smooth almond jello. delicate and creamy, this was easily the best and  smoothest way to end the night. 
omg, i may not want to f**k you like an animal, but i give you  permission to violate my tongue. without a doubt, animal is a great  place to celebrate the beast, one offalicious part at a time. i SHALL return. 
Animal  435 N. Fairfax Ave.  Los Angeles, CA  90048    (323) 782-9225        
